Showing posts with label Low Rating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Low Rating. Show all posts
Thursday, October 15, 2020

The mystery is how this movie ended up so bad

›
  The Black Dahlia (2005) Stars: Josh Hartnett, Aaron Eckhart, Scarlett Johansson, Mia Kirshner, and Hilary Swank Director: Brian De Palma...
Wednesday, May 23, 2018

'Hangman' is not worth your time

›
Hangman (2017) Starring: Carl Urban, Brittany Snow, and Al Pacino Director: Johnny Martin Rating: Four of Ten Stars A retired police de...
Friday, December 21, 2012

'The Expendables 2' is very much expendable

›
The Expendables 2 (2012) Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Nan Yu, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold S...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012

'Crank 2': Among the lamest sequels ever?

›
Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) Starring: Jason Statham, Bai Ling, Amy Smart, Efren Ramirez, and Dwight Yoakam Directors: Mark Neveldine and ...
Monday, November 7, 2011

'Challenge of the Lady Ninja' is so bad it's good

›
Challenge of the Lady Ninja (aka "Never Kiss a Ninja") (1987) Starring: Elsa Yeung, Kam Yin Fie, Peng Kong, and Chen Kuan-Tai Di...
2 comments:
Sunday, September 4, 2011

'The Specialist' isn't very special

›
The Specialist (1975) Starring: Adam West, John Anderson, Ahna Capri, Marlene Schmidt, Howard Avedis, Harvey Jason, and Alvy Moore Directo...
Wednesday, August 17, 2011

'Infernal Street' is not worth visiting

›
Infernal Street (1973) Starring: Yui Tin-Lung and Feng Chang Director: Chiang Shen Rating: Four of Ten Stars When a doctor in rural nor...
Tuesday, May 10, 2011

'Submerged' shouldn't have been allowed to rise

›
Submerged (2005) Starring: Steven Seagal and Christine Adams Director: Anthony Hickox Rating: Two of Ten Stars Commander Cody (Seagal) ...
Monday, March 7, 2011

'The Heist' isn't worth stealing

›
The Heist (aka "Unlawful Force") (1997) Starring: Cynthia Geary, Andrew McCarthy, Wolf Larson, Peter Hanlon, Hannes Jaenicke, Bre...
Friday, February 25, 2011

'Bad Boys' is pretty bad

›
Bad Boys (1995) Starring: Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Téa Leoni, Tcheky Karyo, and Joe Pantoliano Director: Michael Bay Rating: Three of...
Wednesday, January 26, 2011

'Crime Broker' fails to close to deal

›
Crime Broker (aka "Corrupt Justice") (1993) Starring: Jacqueline Bisset, Masaya Kato, John Bach, Ralph Cotterill, Justin Lewis, a...
Thursday, December 30, 2010

'Kiss Daddy Goodnight' is a movie to sleep through

›
Kiss Daddy Goodnight (1987) Starring: Uma Thurman, Paul Dillon, and Paul Richards Director: Peter Ily Huemer Rating: Three of Ten Stars ...
Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Paycheck: Both the film's title and why it exists

›
Paycheck (2003) Starring: Ben Affleck, Uma Thurman, Aaron Eckhart, Paul Giamatti, and Colm Feore Director: John Woo Rating: Four of Ten S...
Thursday, November 25, 2010

Was there a point to 'The American'?

›
The American (2010) Starring: George Clooney, Violante Placido, Paolo Bonacelli, Johan Leysen, and Thekla Reuten Director: Anton Corbijn ...
Friday, November 12, 2010

'Stone' should sink like a rock

›
Stone (2010) Starring: Robert De Niro, Edward Norton, Milla Jovovich, and Francis Conroy Director: John Curran Rating: Three of Ten Stars...
2 comments:
Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Something's missing in this movie....

›
Golden Ninja Invasion (1987) Starring: Leonard West, Stephanie Burd, Alan Davies, Jerry Brown, Susan Evans, Marshal Lucas, and Eric Lee Di...
Friday, October 22, 2010

'After the Sunset' is too full of plot holes

›
After the Sunset (2004) Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Woody Harrelson, and Salma Hayek Director: Brett Ratner Rating: Four of Ten Stars Jew...
Wednesday, September 22, 2010

'Abraxas': Kirby Homage or Rip-off?

›
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe (1990) Starring: Jesse Ventura, Marjorie Bransfield, and Jim Belushi Director: Damian Lee Rating: Four of ...
2 comments:
Monday, September 20, 2010

Nice concepts, lousy execution

›
The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven (1998) Starring: Carmen Electra, Debra Xavier, and Shauna Sand Director: Lawrence Lanoff Rating: Four...
Friday, September 17, 2010

Steven Seagal embarrasses himself again

›
Belly of the Beast (2003) Starring: Steven Seagal, Byron Mann, Monica Lo, Tom Wu, and Sara Malakul Lane Director: Tony Ching Rating: Four of...
2 comments: